Juniper Armstrong

:: THIS POST MIGHT NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN, MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, OR THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT TO READ::

I know so many of you are wondering about this topic (and some might be grossed out--STOP READING) so I have finally decided to talk about IT...AKA, "CHINA BELLY"

Ever since coming to this country, I have feared what all travelers to countries that you cant drink the water fear- incontinence. Let me just tell you all, this is not a one time thing... this is the way of life here. I now fondly refer to it as "china belly" and it happens basically ever day. Even though, I only drink bottled water everything is so different here (food and how it is cooked, what you are eating, cleanliness, etc) that you can not escape this dilemma. I have finally given up the dream of having a regular bowel movement and have now replaced it with the dream that I don't poop my pants! With this said, I give fair warning to travelers- always excuse yourself for it is never just a fart!