Juniper Armstrong

The above quote is compliments of one of my fellow foreign teachers (I will not name names haha:) When she said this on the subway, I died laughing because this happens ALL the time for us. After living in another country so long you find you are unable to speak the English language correctly and start picking up phrases never used in the west.

I have now developed a tendency to use phrases such as: "what a pity", "make friends", "so-so", and "that is all" (this last phrase you just put at the end of everything you say). Not only have phrases I never would say in the west started popping up in my lexicon, but also pronunciation difficulties have started to arise. I now include an extra syllable for words ending in -es and -ed (ex: He wore many cloth-es while walking down the different path-es... or saying "Thank-id" not Thanked).

It is very amusing and we laugh constantly at our many gaffes. However, I am heading to grad school in the fall and have to begin sounding intelligent again. Therefore, if you hear me say anything incorrectly when I get back to the States, PLEASE correct me...and THAT IS ALL!

yea, that is right, I'm eating birthday cake with chopsticks...